Let me preface this by sayin’ that th’opinions below are not directed at everyone (only at those who know who they are – if they be honest). This is not about feminism, this is about bein’ human.

I have wonderful men aboard me ship an’ interact with wonderful men everyday. I don’t hate men, I hate jerks. Th’jerk is a strange creature that comes in both genders, every belief an’ every culture. This is for them.

Th’ Cap’n obviously is an open-minded individual an’ feels everyone on th’BlogSea is entitled t’their opinion – whether I agree with it or not. Believe it or not, in today’s world there are individuals who believe that what they want should be an’ everyone should think like they do (it’s called narrow-mindedness an’ I’m bein’ tactful usin’ that word).

Okay, here be th’problem: There be people out there who don’t like it when a woman speaks her mind. It doesn’t matter if its about abortion, civil rights, sex or peanut butter; if a woman says it, it must be wrong, right? These women bloggers have been harassed, intimidated, threatened, stalked, slandered an’ preyed upon. Let me just say one thing about any type o’stupidity.

It’s frickin’’ wrong, Me Buckos.

Let’s play a game. Let’s play ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ for a moment. Where would you be without your mother (well, not on this earth, I betcha), your teachers, your girlfriend, your wife, your best friend, th’person who cooks your food, picks up your stuff, takes care of your finances, etc., etc. etc.

Let’s pretend all women are suddenly whisked off to a wondrous, magical place where they won’t be harassed, beaten, killed or emotionally-physically-sexually abused in any way shape or form. That means your father (if you have one, because you haven’t been born – because there were no woman to carry you for 9 months+ th’next two years) will be raisin’ ye, feedin’ ye, teachin’ ye.

Oh, wait, ye haven’t even been conceived, because there are no women t’create ye. N’er mind.

Believe it or not, bein’ born a certain gender or in a certain country, under a certain religion or in a certain culture does not give you th’right t’do anythin’ ye want. If ye don’t understand that then I’m wastin’ me time here an’ I’ll be havin’ lots o’fun watchin’ th’chaos that ensues when women have had enough o’ th’rabble an’ tell ‘em t’fuck off.

Oh, wait, that probably won’t happen, because o’ th’women who’ve been brain-washed t’believe their sole-purpose in life is t’serve ye. Mmmm, I wonder who taught them that? That they aren’t as good as ye… Whoops, somethin’ be amiss here because women live longer, have a higher pain tolerance, have greater endurance an’ better health an’ have higher GPA in education an’ are goin’ t’college in greater numbers than ye are.

It be not only time t’Take Back th’Blog from bullies who couldn’t say th’things they do t’people’s faces (isn’t havin’ a blog wonderful?), but t’take back humanity for women. Women are th’targets o’other people’s lack o’self-confidence in th’bloggin’ community an’ in their everyday lives.

Ye out there who don’t understand what I’m sayin’. Too bad, ye n’er will until ye use logic. No matter what anyone says or what anyone wants t’believe because o’their own insecurities, these are th’facts.

Every human on this earth should be allowed t’blog “without fear of harassment, intimidation, sexual harassment, online stalking and slander, predation or violence of any sort”.

People lash out when they are afraid o’somethin’. This leads them t’all sorts o’behaviour. If it is a valid threat, then defense is acceptable. However, when that behaviour harms an innocent it is usually founded in willful ignorance an’ stupidity.

Winston Churchill said, “There is nothing to fear but fear itself.”

If ye don’t like what I’m sayin’, click on th’little red ‘x‘ t’yer top right or just get off th’computer completely an’ go plant a garden or go play with children – if ye are so blessed. That’s your right t’make choices as a human being an’ – believe it if ye will – everyone has that right.

First thing t’remember, we’re not in junior high school anymore.

Second thing, stupidity plus ignorance does not equal wit.

Get real, people. Get a life.

That will be all…