So, Th’ Cap’n needs t’be tellin’ Pieces o’Eight’ about Her Self. This be because o’ ~Becky.

Rules: Each person posts the rules before their list, then they list 8 things about themselves. At the end of the post, that person tags and links to 8 other people; then visits those people’s sites and comments, letting them know that they have been tagged, and to come read the post, so they know what they have to do.

#1: Th’ Cap’n be reall quite aged. 256 years t’be exact. Sure, this lesbian Pirate Queen looks 25, but she be very wise an’ very experienced…

#2: Brad P. is really just a ‘merkin’. He’s a ‘front’ for ye heteros. AJ an’ meself be melded for eternity, because Th’ Cap’n used her dampire-blood an’ somewhat extended AJ’s lifespan – for a long, frickin’ time.

#3: Th’ Cap’n generally doesn’t do memes, but thinks ~Becky be special enough t’do a meme for.

#4: Th’ Cap’n thinks Her Crew be absolutely marvelous an’ wouldn’t be what she be without them.

#5: This lesbian Pirate Queen has an affinity for dark-haired, sassy women who don’t take any shit. If Ye be one o’ th’same – ye be in Me HitList.

#6: Th’ Cap’n would love t’be able t’just sit on Her Ship an’ watch th’BlogSea roll by with a tankard o’rum in one hand an’ a laptop – well, on Her Lap. Frick th’real world.

#7: Th’ Cap’n would love t’be th’next Rowling Roustabout an’ rock th’frickin’ world with Her Wicked Writin’ Skills.

#8: Th’ Cap’n be in Her Cups right now an’ will probably regret most o’what she has written come dawn.

I tag Perpetia, Hapless Tigger, Me Hoppy Samurai, Me Iron Jack, Me Keeper o’ Th’Log, Me Keeper o’ th’ExChequer, Me Groover, an’ Me Pop Culture Junkie.

Have at it, Me Sweets!