Flamin’ Ex-Love
MOSCOW (Reuters) – A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict.”
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
“It was monstrously painful,” the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”
Gentle Men, take a care…
August 22, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Speakin’ fer my own Lil Admiral, I never know’d it ta be flammable. Crikies! How’d the wench manage ta kindle tha candle without sendin’ up the candle holder in flames?
She be a clever one fer sure.
August 22, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Wow. That’s harsh!
Funny, but harsh.
If he doesn’t know what he did to deserve it, then he deserved it.
August 22, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Ummmm….ouch.
August 23, 2007 at 10:02 am
You have to have serious mental problems to find anything remotely funny about that. I can’t imagine what could even begin to justify such an action. Light her clitoris on fire, and ask her afterwards if she still thinks torching genitalia is an acceptable behavior. If not, she learned her lesson; if so, then she’s agreeing that burning her crotch was perfectly justifiable.
August 23, 2007 at 10:03 am
Dcup said: If he doesn’t know what he did to deserve it, then he deserved it.
Really? Does that mean that in order to get away with murder all you have to do is make sure that your victims don’t know what your motive is?
August 23, 2007 at 10:08 am
that is the coolest and worst thing i have ever heard of!!! how did she light it on fire and get it going so fast without him noticing? did they just have sex a couple minutes earlier? this situation smells fishy.
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August 23, 2007 at 10:13 am
maybe it was too small to preform a Bobbett on?
ya think? No matter what men think…we gals all have a glimmer of an idea of what he did to deserve it… come on..he was naked…they were divorced…go figure
August 23, 2007 at 10:15 am
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August 23, 2007 at 10:31 am
“It was monstrously PENISfull!” not only painfull…
poor man!
August 23, 2007 at 10:31 am
yes, most women can figure out her anger. eeeeyyyaaaaa
August 23, 2007 at 10:36 am
Labor Day is almost here. Let’s have a weanie roast!
Who wants to bring condiments?
August 23, 2007 at 10:39 am
Anything but horror as a reaction to this event is the promotion of violence.
Please write something with some amusement about Clitorectomies. You can’t – because there not funny either.
August 23, 2007 at 10:43 am
Dammit … If he still drinks vodka the pain it’s not a real problem
August 23, 2007 at 10:48 am
Keep on drinking, man, this will keep the pain away!
August 23, 2007 at 11:05 am
Althought property costs are high in Moscow, why could he not move out? They had been divorced 3 years, you would have thought SOMEONE would have wanted to get out…
Wonder why family nor friends couches weren’t available- for him or her.
Wonder what he was doing sitting naked in an area shared with what was essentially a roommate.
Wonder why she didn’t just have him removed or remove hereself from the place…
August 23, 2007 at 11:23 am
I’m thinking the vodka was used to make him a flaming weiner. oh man, that hurt to type.
August 23, 2007 at 11:54 am
Weanie Roast Update:
Lorena B. has just volunteered to bring the sliced dills.
Other condiments are still welcome!
A wise woman once said: I’ll laugh about what I choose to laugh about. Unless you’d rather I not. In which case… Wait! I’ll still laugh.
August 23, 2007 at 12:07 pm
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August 23, 2007 at 12:14 pm
A stupid woman once said: “Genital mutilation is funny!”
August 23, 2007 at 12:28 pm
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August 23, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Maybe she got confused after he made some crass comment, while watching porn, like “I’d like to dip my wick in that!” and thought it was a candle.
August 23, 2007 at 3:29 pm
shouldn’t that be condoments
August 23, 2007 at 3:58 pm
What I choose to think of as funny is my problem, not yours. As an example, listen in on just about any conversation between Policemen, between firemen, or any EMS personnel. Situations they describe are rarely thought of as funny by individuals outside the given field – but are hysterical to those on the inside.
Ergo, blanket statements of “if you think that’s funny you are crazy” are indicative of a rather short sighted attitude on your own part.
As a heterosexual male, I can see the humor in it. It’s way over the top – I’d bet she’d been drinking too – for something as mundane as sitting and watching TV in the nude. It’s over the top for just about anything he may have done to her. But there’s still funniness to it.
August 23, 2007 at 4:29 pm
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August 23, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Admittedly, that is extremely funny.
However, would you all be laughing if I set fire to a woman’s fanny?
I thought not.
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August 23, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Seriously. You should never use the word “climaxed” in a post about a burning penis. Seriously
August 23, 2007 at 7:27 pm
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August 24, 2007 at 12:35 am
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August 24, 2007 at 9:52 am
On the contrary, you should always use Climaxing in a post about flaming penises. Also, a utube link to Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Love would be appropriate.
Or perhaps Great Balls of Fire.
August 24, 2007 at 11:40 am
Puts a new spin on ‘Coque Flambé’….
August 24, 2007 at 4:11 pm
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