21 Responses to “Xmas Gifts for Th’Christian Who Has Everything”
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Piratical Rule Stands Here
Those who do not know how to fail are those who don't take chances.
Si es atal es atal
A path chosen because of the ease of travel is not the wonder you may think it.
All the money in the world cannot buy Class.
天堂
雌虎
NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS THAN THE LIFE YE WANT T'BE LIVIN'.
"People afraid of change are simply fearful that the way that they live their life may change, and folks like to be comfortable." - Me Naughty Tigger's Spouse
Not a shred of evidence
exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
"Happiness is a form of courage." ~Holbrook Jackson
“Don’t do to others anything you don’t want done to yourself.” - Th'Silver Rule. Live it.
All promises are not equal, for a promise is an intention and nothing more. Never give it weight enough to inflict pain. A promise should be as light as a feather on your heart; if it is not, it is no promise, but a prison.
Th'Pirate Code Gives Ye th'Right t'Speak Out...
 | Tigger on Th’Adventures o’ C… |
 | Tengrain on Th’Adventures o’ C… |
 | Thorne on Adore This Song |
 | Lady Guin on Th’Adventures o’ C… |
 | Capn Dyke on On Th’Head |
| Capn Dyke on Neda Agha Soltan |
WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT:
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"Me Cap’n has a way with words as delicate as the timbre of china and as finely sharp as the edge of her blade!" - Cap'n Dyke's Fair Maiden
"Smokin’ hot plundering Pirate" - Our SwordMistress
"My High Seas Warrior" - Th'Magnificent Margo Moon
"A violent vision o loveliness, knife twixt ‘er teeth..." - God (Th'Omnipotent One)
"... like cream across velvet. M'thinks that best describes our good cap'n's tongue." - A Well-informed CrewMember aka Julie O
"Cap'n Dyke, Lesbian Pirate Queen and Rogue Blogger defies simple categorization." - Lee Distad's Professional Opinion
"...our favorite outlaw, Cap’n Dyke (Pirate Queen and Rogue Blogger)" - The American Street
"Voted 'Best Cyber Flirt'" - CFA (HT)
"This bitch has game.." - Angry Ballerina
"...one crafty daughter o’ Sappho." - Dr. Von Monkerstein, Candidate for 2008
"No, No! Make it go away!!" - FoxNews
"A Dyke? I thought those were in France..." - George "If-I-Only-Had-A-Brain" Bush
"Me Cap’n has a way with words as delicate as the timbre of china and as finely sharp as the edge of her blade!" - Cap'n Dyke's Fair Maiden
"Smokin’ hot plundering Pirate" - Our SwordMistress
"My High Seas Warrior" - Th'Magnificent Margo Moon
"A violent vision o loveliness, knife twixt ‘er teeth..." - God (Th'Omnipotent One)
"... like cream across velvet. M'thinks that best describes our good cap'n's tongue." - A Well-informed CrewMember aka Julie O
"Cap'n Dyke, Lesbian Pirate Queen and Rogue Blogger defies simple categorization." - Lee Distad's Professional Opinion
"...our favorite outlaw, Cap’n Dyke (Pirate Queen and Rogue Blogger)" - The American Street
"Voted 'Best Cyber Flirt'" - CFA (HT)
"This bitch has game.." - Angry Ballerina
"...one crafty daughter o’ Sappho." - Dr. Von Monkerstein, Candidate for 2008
"No, No! Make it go away!!" - FoxNews
"A Dyke? I thought those were in France..." - George "If-I-Only-Had-A-Brain" Bush
Small Proclamation…an’ Some Other Stuff
"Th'Adventures of Cap'n Dyke" be th'only thing on this ship that be th'property o' Th' Cap'n.
“Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit information efficiently. Stupidity is blockage of this process at any point. Bigotry, ideologies etc. block the ability to receive; robotic reality-tunnels block the ability to decode or integrate new signals; censorship blocks transmission.” - Robert Anton Wilson
“The more you judge, the less you love.”
“Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit information efficiently. Stupidity is blockage of this process at any point. Bigotry, ideologies etc. block the ability to receive; robotic reality-tunnels block the ability to decode or integrate new signals; censorship blocks transmission.” - Robert Anton Wilson
Brief Statement by the Crew
Izena Duen Guzia Omen Da
"All censorships exist to prevent any one from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions."
-- George Bernard Shaw
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I’m ordering these for mom!
Aye, it seems an eye fer the beautiful ain’t one of the lard’s gifts.
I can’t quite decide which is better – the concealed flask (ever a blessing when it comes the sermon goes overlong) or the virginal thong… yeah.
Funny.
It would help if I edited my own damn words:
ever a blessing when the sermon goes overlong – just ignore that silly “it comes” part… I’ve no clue what I was going to say there, but I’m sure it was funnier than what I actually did say.
Which to choose? I’ll take them all!
Been partial ta the Buddy Christ bobblehead meself.
http://www.graphittidesigns.com/shop/customer/product.php?productid=63222&cat
I be thankin’ the Cap’n for the new position. Be grateful always to add a new position to the repetoire.
OMG. That Jesus on a motorbike figurine is kick ass beyond all description…
Me Cabin Damsel, Mom will no doubt thank ye in th’End o’it all…Grinnin’
Th’Lard isn’t Ye, now is it?
where’sroxy, Welcome Aboard. Actually, the phrase ‘ever a blessing when it comes the sermon goes overlong’ strikes Th’ Cap’n quite well indeed….
Me Dear Scrivener, ye may have each an’ every one o’them! Me Gifts!
Me APPM, ye most deserve th’Promotion…
Me Pearl, Th’ Cap’n will get ye a live model o’ th’self-same iffin ye so desire it.
That last item explains so much. Jesus H. Christ, the H stands for Hawg. Who knew?
Love the flask in the Bible. There have been so many times I’ve needed one of those. ‘Cause you know, those Christians haul us into their services all the time (for Easter, Christmas, weddings, christenings, arrrrgh! The list is endless)
There’s something truly wrong with the Virgin Mary on a thong, but it does rhyme.
Me Dear TR, We be learnin’ somethin’ new every day on Th’Mound. Pride Ourselves on it.
Me Naughty Tigger, ye can borrow Me Flask for church-goin’ anytime. Best rum in th’Universe in there.
me beautiful captain- its been ahwile but the fires o’ franiam burn ever brighter for you!
and this may be one of the best posts that i have seen… let the shopping begin!
Me Dear FranIam, ye know how it just makes Th’ Cap’n all pinkish when ye call Her Beautiful…grin…an’ t’be told that She makes yer fires burn brighter. Well, methinks Th’ Cap’n knows one good girl who will be gettin’ somethin’ good this Xmas!
Holy Jesus on a Harley- perhaps a bit o’ some sweet pirate lovin’ for me this Chistmas. Let it be so!
Th’ Cap’n be tryin’ t’figure out iffin that wish for Xmas puts ye on Santa’s Good Girl or Naughty Girl List.