Th’Red Rectangle Nebula…an’ a Interstellar Virgin/Offspring Sightin’?
“Some believe aliens have landed in western Canada after seeing strange reflections appear almost nightly on the wall of a Calgary home.
“I looked out and I thought, ‘Oh my gosh, I’ve lost my mind,’” resident Karen Henuset said of the first time she saw the specters. “So I asked our nanny to come and take a look at this, and the hair on her arms just stood straight up.”
It’s as “clear as day. You see two eyes on each of them, they both have this little thing over their head. It’s a little weird,” said resident Reid Henuset.”


May 5, 2008 at 11:18 am
Heavenly bodies can be so…heavenly.
May 5, 2008 at 11:24 am
Absolutely, Me Magnificent Marvel. Absotively.
May 5, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Well, strip an electron and call me Positive, nice nebula off to the side there, captain, and the ‘aliens’ from Canada are very interesting in a girky kind of way. It seems you have a liking for things from space.
May 5, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Th’ Cap’n has n’er seen a stripped electron afore. It be soundin’ somewhat…explosive. Welcome aboard, Space Girk.
May 5, 2008 at 5:44 pm
They be lookin’ a mite like that Tinkie and Winkie. I be wonderin’ if they be some o them gay fellas.
BTW me fair Cap’n, I left ye a little link over to my ship yesterday and thought ye might be interested in takin’ the bosun’s chair over to see it. I wanted to send ye a little message with one of the electronical letter things, but me’thinks I lost the address fer the Mound.
May 5, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Methinks ye be correct, Me Godling. Th’ Cap’n will send ye th’correction forthwith.
May 6, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Captain, you have yet to respond to my statements about the nebula and space. There’s a reason I inquire.
May 6, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Raising Eyebrow. Th’ Cap’n does indeed admire the Beauty o’Space an’ that nebula has a Fine Spot in Me Dark Heart. Any other questions then, Space Girk?
May 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Yes, I do have another question, Captain Dyke; in fact, make that two questions. Why does the Eskimo have ‘a fine spot’ inside your person? Is it merely a whim or is it more? Do you have any more questions?
May 9, 2008 at 10:45 am
Space Girk, th’Eskimo Nebula an’ Th’ Cap’n will keep that between themselves, eh? Th’ Cap’n does have a query — does Commander Rider find ye as…tracasser…as Me Self?
May 9, 2008 at 6:33 pm
No doubt in my mind CR’s answer to your question, Captain. Not one doubt, but as Captain and Commander seem to be getting along so well, why not ask her yourself?
May 9, 2008 at 8:16 pm
That be a Fine Suggestion indeed, Space Girk, but yer Co-Commander an’ Me Self have already met o’er a few tankards o’Rum an’ yer Measure has already been agreed upon. Th’ Cap’n has visited th’Lykopis as well…thank th’Goddess Th’Mound doesn’t have an Aeonic Flux.