S’truth

“History has been, and is being, made by immature, scared, angry, hurt individuals who were/are reacting to their childhood wounds.” – Robert Burney

10 Responses to “S’truth”

  1. I be havin’ a mighty big boot ready to shove up that youngun’s arse. He makes me sp angry I could be spittin’ venom an thunderbolts.

    I say use ‘em to fish fer tonight’s supper.

  2. Done an’ Done, Me Godling. Would ye like th’Honour o’baitin’ th’hook?

  3. i can’t bring myself to wish him harm, sugar, but i’ll be damned if i wish him well! monkeyboy needs to go back to texas and take herself with him and then they both need to shut.the.fuck.up!

    xoxoxo

  4. Me Dear MarshMama, that be one o’ th’things Th’ Cap’n so loves about ye…ye can proffer a fairycake with one hand an’ swing a sweet cutlass with th’other at th’self-same time — an’ it’ll end up that th’person so gifted by ye will end up thankin’ ye for both! ;)

    xoxoxo

  5. how’d we end up in this mess, Cap’n? have him walk the plank! or at least strand him on that island where they want to put us lesbians…

  6. Would ye like t’be holdin’ th’blade that persuades th’Lil Beast t’take that last, long step then? Ye can use Me Own, iffin ye desire — an’ that be an Honour indeed, for no one touches Me Honjo Masamune, Me Hostess.

  7. with you’re kind permission…

  8. Permission Granted, Me Hostess. Ummm, th’Pointy End goes that way…very good.

  9. Saddam, you made an ass of mah daddy, so I’m gonna send in a few hundred thousand troops, get a bunch of ‘em killed, squander enough taxpayer dollars we could have paid for healthcare and edumacashun for the entire country, ignore the housing crisis until it’s too late, cause inflationary leaps, give a bunch of money back to the rich, and have oil prices higher than ever ’cause I’m not diplomat. That’ll teach ya.

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  10. OMG, ye want that Th’ Cap’n should send in th’Evil SeaMonkeys t’be gettin’ th’Pimperor out o’yer livin’ room then, Me APPM?! ;)

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