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Them two hamster mannin’ (er, hamsterin’) them oars look like right chipper types. They be lookin’ like they could put a little speed on the launch when ye go ashore. They look right handy with the cutlass too.
They were just here, those little rascals – one didn’t listen to his guinea pig mum and poked an eye out – fortunate like, I had me a pirate’s patch to loan him.
I’ve been watching the Olympics and thinking that I need to brush up on my sports…I thinks this group is just the help I need. I’d like to reserve private lessons on the deck with the hamsters, and will be willing to pay in fresh carrots and munchy “o”s. I should probably stick to that diet also, since i’ll be in training.
Ahh, Me Hostess, but what will ye be bringin’ t’ Me Self? Th’ Cap’n will be Performin’ th’Actual Trainin’. It be part o’Me Job Description, y’know. We’ll discuss what ye need t’be consuminn’ when ye hie aboard.
For you Cap’n, GOLD!, and possibly some Vampire Lesbians (properly schooled in pirate etiquette) I know from the look in your eye that carrots and munchy “os” won’t due for a queen like yourself. I’m probably going to be seasick for the first week, so I’ll just be drinking rum if that’s OK with you…
Th’ Cap’n will Appreciate any Treasure ye have t’give, Me Hostess. Oh, an’ Me Self will be just havin’ Me QuarterMistress roll a rum barrel near yer hammock fer th’first week ye be aboard fer Trainin’, eh?
Wonder iffin th’Vampire Lesbians ye be speakin’ of know Angelique, Dampire Extraordinaire? She be quite th’…well, it be hard t’Properly Describe Angelique. She be more somethin’ t’be Experienced.
Angelique has been known t’visit many a Fair Woman deep into th’Night Hours, Me Hostess. Th’ Cap’n would Advise ye t’sleep in a chamber with large French windows an’ sheer drapes that ruffle softly in th’Night Breeze…th’Dampire likes those muchly.
It’s taken a bit of time, but I’ve gotten the stuff you talked about…the window’s open and yes there’s a full moon. Now I just have to sit back and wait…
August 12, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Them two hamster mannin’ (er, hamsterin’) them oars look like right chipper types. They be lookin’ like they could put a little speed on the launch when ye go ashore. They look right handy with the cutlass too.
August 13, 2008 at 1:24 am
They were just here, those little rascals – one didn’t listen to his guinea pig mum and poked an eye out – fortunate like, I had me a pirate’s patch to loan him.
August 13, 2008 at 8:40 am
I’ve been watching the Olympics and thinking that I need to brush up on my sports…I thinks this group is just the help I need. I’d like to reserve private lessons on the deck with the hamsters, and will be willing to pay in fresh carrots and munchy “o”s. I should probably stick to that diet also, since i’ll be in training.
August 13, 2008 at 3:50 pm
The hungry,”I want to WIN”,look on their faces is deeply moving.
August 13, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Me Godling, ’twas Me Thought that they would look Mighty cute alongside th’Evil SeaMonkeys. Pipe ‘em aboard.
August 13, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Ye think o’everthin’, Me APPM. Well Held! Bet th’lil whippersnapper be lookin’ Mighty Fetchin’ in that patch — albeit not as fetchin’ as Me Self…
August 13, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Ahh, Me Hostess, but what will ye be bringin’ t’ Me Self? Th’ Cap’n will be Performin’ th’Actual Trainin’. It be part o’Me Job Description, y’know. We’ll discuss what ye need t’be consuminn’ when ye hie aboard.
August 13, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Me Mule Taker, nothin’ like a Winnin’ Look, eh? Th’Mound be awash with Deeply Movin’ looks for Many Reasons.
August 13, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Garrrgh, Me Cap’n, ’tis a wonder th’ things the pets at Mr. Gere’s house be learnin’.
Regards,
Yer ‘Grain
August 13, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Me Navigator, can’t be expressin’ how Dreadfully Amusin’ that be.
August 14, 2008 at 7:55 am
For you Cap’n, GOLD!, and possibly some Vampire Lesbians (properly schooled in pirate etiquette) I know from the look in your eye that carrots and munchy “os” won’t due for a queen like yourself. I’m probably going to be seasick for the first week, so I’ll just be drinking rum if that’s OK with you…
August 14, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Th’ Cap’n will Appreciate any Treasure ye have t’give, Me Hostess. Oh, an’ Me Self will be just havin’ Me QuarterMistress roll a rum barrel near yer hammock fer th’first week ye be aboard fer Trainin’, eh?
Wonder iffin th’Vampire Lesbians ye be speakin’ of know Angelique, Dampire Extraordinaire? She be quite th’…well, it be hard t’Properly Describe Angelique. She be more somethin’ t’be Experienced.
August 15, 2008 at 7:43 am
I must say…I’d like to experience her…
August 15, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Angelique has been known t’visit many a Fair Woman deep into th’Night Hours, Me Hostess. Th’ Cap’n would Advise ye t’sleep in a chamber with large French windows an’ sheer drapes that ruffle softly in th’Night Breeze…th’Dampire likes those muchly.
August 17, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Goddess’s glory be! In me quarters, a wee rabbit’s taken hold ‘o me heart ‘o stone and ah see’s what ah must do.
August 17, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Liftin’ Me Eyebrow an’ Grinnin’…say again, Me Dear? Laughin’!!!
August 17, 2008 at 8:33 pm
It’s taken a bit of time, but I’ve gotten the stuff you talked about…the window’s open and yes there’s a full moon. Now I just have to sit back and wait…
August 17, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Th’ Cap’n will go easy on her so she may have th’wherewithal t’hie unto ye, Me Hostess. No Promise, but Me Self will go easy on th’Dampire.