Love This – A Lot
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says, “Ah, crap, She’s up!”
O’course, Granny Patch be th’One who said it first. Just sayin’.
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says, “Ah, crap, She’s up!”
O’course, Granny Patch be th’One who said it first. Just sayin’.
August 21, 2008 at 12:00 am
pretty smile and brass tacks. excellent, Cap’n…
August 21, 2008 at 7:35 am
I thought that you wanted to be treated like the Cap’n…
August 21, 2008 at 8:37 am
wake up Cap’n! a night of heavy drinking with you has gotten me back on my feet!!! Although I can’t for the life of me remember what happened after the 12th toast to our health…I feel much better with the rise of the sun.
August 21, 2008 at 11:43 am
Love that.
August 21, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Me Sawbones, th’post be fer th’Inspiration o’th’Other Ladies in th’Universe. Th’ Cap’n be a Queen already, so this is somethin’ that has Always Applied where She be concerned.
August 21, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Smilin’, because Me Self DOES Recall with Perfect Clarity what Happened after th’12th.
August 21, 2008 at 3:07 pm
It Applies Very Much in yer Case, Me DCup. Very Much.
August 21, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I had a dream where I danced with the monkey…it wasn’t a dream was it?…now I’m even wondering if it was a monkey…
August 21, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Hmmmm, Th’ Cap’n did see ye dance with Jack…do ye not remember then what Happened after th’dance with th’Wee One?
August 21, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Jack? the monkey’s name was Jack??? What was I doing dancing with a male monkey…
August 21, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Well, ye were a Bit Tipsy, Me Hostess…still…who be sayin’ ‘Jack’ be a male?
August 22, 2008 at 8:15 am
Well put, Cap’n…seems as though things might have gotten out of hand. Still…I woke up in a great mood-although I can’t remember a thing after that 12th drink, I must have enjoyed myself. I’m no worse for the wear. I hope “Jack” wasn’t offended by my male comment or my dancing…
August 22, 2008 at 5:27 pm
She indicated that all be yar between th’pair o’ye an’ that ye trip t’Light Fantastique quite ably, Me Hostess.
August 25, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Hi Cap’n, Our blogs seem to be auto-linking, so I wanted to pay my respects to the great Lesbian Pirate Queen. Great site, and you’re very dashing! When you drop your anchor, come and vist me sometime at Sublimefemme Unbound!
August 25, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Well, well…Methinks ye be Most Correct in that Assumption, Me Sublime Femme. It will be an Utmost Pleasure t’be visitin’ ye…
August 25, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Thanks for the visit, Cap’n, and for making me a member of your infamous outlaw crew! (I’m charmed.) I’ve reciprocated, with the hope that your piratical travels might bring you back to my corner of the world when sailing conditions are favorable.
August 26, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Ye may count on it, Me Sublimefemme.