“A House in Ohio”
It’s a warm day in Ohio…
Aye, Muffin, Cross-Dressin’ Bear o’Mystery, went t’ a better place
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Cap’n Dyke, Lesbian Pirate Queen & Rogue Blogger
“Bring Me Women Who Love Beer and I Will Conquer the World.” - Some Charismatic Leader; Might have been Me
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Piratical Rule Stands Here
A path chosen because of the ease of travel is not the wonder you may think it.
NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS THAN THE LIFE YE WANT T'BE LIVIN'.
"Happiness is a form of courage." ~Holbrook Jackson
"Sometimes you just have to plunge in and take control, regardless of your usual criteria for what's right or wrong." ~Chloe Magnussen
"It’s never too late to have a happy childhood." ~Berke Breathed
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Th'Pirate Code Gives Ye th'Right t'Speak Out...
Capn Dyke on Steampunk Mouse Capn Dyke on Steampunk Mouse 
sandwriter on Steampunk Mouse 
DCup on Steampunk Mouse 
mule taker on Why Beer Be Better Than C… Capn Dyke on From InventorSpot - Because Th… -
WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT:
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"Smokin’ hot plundering Pirate" - Our SwordMistress
"My High Seas Warrior" - Th'Magnificent Margo Moon
"A violent vision o loveliness, knife twixt ‘er teeth..." - God (Th'Omnipotent One)
"... like cream across velvet. M'thinks that best describes our good cap'n's tongue." - A Well-informed CrewMember aka Julie O
"Cap'n Dyke, Lesbian Pirate Queen and Rogue Blogger defies simple categorization." - Lee Distad's Professional Opinion
"...our favorite outlaw, Cap’n Dyke (Pirate Queen and Rogue Blogger)" - The American Street
"Voted 'Best Cyber Flirt'" - CFA (HT)
"This bitch has game.." - Angry Ballerina
"...one crafty daughter o’ Sappho." - Dr. Von Monkerstein, Candidate for 2008
"No, No! Make it go away!!" - FoxNews
"A Dyke? I thought those were in France..." - George "If-I-Only-Had-A-Brain" Bush
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LESBIAN PIRATE QUEEN'S DISCLAIMER
This blog an' th'Proprietor be real. All other characters an' info may not be real. Names may be changed t'protect th'innocent; th'guilty can just suck it. All Images are just that an' what ye do with them after ye get them in yer head be yer own responsibility.
It be strongly advised that ye turn on your ‘humordar’ t'distinguish between reality an' fiction or fantasy. Me opinions are simply that–Me Opinions. If ye can’t take th'heat, etc. Oh, as an add-on, this blog doesn’t really exist in time an' space; it be simply a Figment o' yer Imagination. That will be all. Ye be dismissed t'resume your Duties.
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Small Proclamation...an' Some Other Stuff
"Th'Adventures of Cap'n Dyke" be th'only thing on this ship that be th'property o' Th' Cap'n.
“Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit information efficiently. Stupidity is blockage of this process at any point. Bigotry, ideologies etc. block the ability to receive; robotic reality-tunnels block the ability to decode or integrate new signals; censorship blocks transmission.” - Robert Anton Wilson
When the earth slips from you, take refuge in the stars. -
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Brief Statement by the Crew
The Crew here on th'good ship, 'Mound of Blue Dykes' recognize Pohl's Law which states that there is nothing so good that everyone will love it. We also believe the reverse is true. Therefore, if you like what you see here the Dykie Dryad will no doubt leave something good in your left shoe. If you don't like what you see, the wonderfully practical X button on the upper right will be your magical transport out of here...
Izena Duen Guzia Omen Da
"All censorships exist to prevent any one from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions." -- George Bernard Shaw -
"All promises are not equal, for a promise is an intention and nothing more. Never give it weight enough to inflict pain. A promise should be as light as a feather on your heart; if it is not, it is no promise, but a prison." -- Neith to Her Daughters
